Dude... there's a bear behind you.

I miss how I used to write. I used to write satire like it was nothing. Expressing my hate for people and not putting up with their shit. I'm still the same way but I'm gone so much I don't really think about writing it down.

I might actually be getting out of this town real soon. Things are snowballing. Granted I won't be able to do it on my own so I've attached myself to Gomer and following where the oil pipeline jobs are.

What's your favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Submitted by Brennan.

Turkey, mashed 'taters, corn, noodles, and brown gravy in a huge mound in the middle of my plate.

Why is it that everytime I try to go out and make friends with new people I always get the crazies? Do I give off this aura that assholes pick up on and stampede toward?

For once in my life...!

I keep speaking in metaphors but what the hell. Here's the DL. Long story to short.

John's friends moved out of town. John instantly in a fear of being totally alone befriends me. Ashley has and always will be his B.F.F. I think they're boinking. Anyway, I'm still getting to know him but everytime I talk to him I pick up on things. Things like he's batshit crazy and I'm starting to hate him. The end!

We're supposed to go do something as group (aka Ashley, her HUSBAND, John, and I) next Saturday but I'm not totally sure. It's one of those things where I'll go for the shits and giggles but then spend the entire day not talking. Selective mutism... gotta love it! *thumbs up*

And I'm not looking to forward to Black Friday & Saturday. Instead of prying the fighting customers apart I might take bets instead.

What's your favorite way to keep in touch? Phone, snail mail, email, text message, Vox, _____ ?

E-mail & text messaging. I'm not much of a talker. When I go all tarded IRL communication I stutter.

I just made the best cream cheese with walnut brownies.

Almost got ran over by a big white truck on the way back from my break from work. I was innocent in a Starbucks after-glow and some moron clearly can't see a shiny black S-10 in the middle of an intersection. He almost spilt my frap!

The county fair is next week so I have to decide on my attack strategy. I've entered two doilies in this year and I'm taking three more doilies to the Oklahoma State fair. I wanted to enter more stuff but I got lazy. I'm going fair crazy next year.

This is the excitement that is my life bwahahah! Beating out old ladies in fairs. I hope I pissed some of them off. Then I can have some competition and maybe let loose some blood.

And from my point of view, money is not the root of all evil. Scrapbookers are.

What was your favorite candy when you were a kid? How does that compare to now?

My favorite candy back in the day was Skittles. It wasn't gummy or chocolatey. I still hate gummy things and chocolate but now I've acquired a taste for more grown up candies: Nerds & Lifesavers.

I also like caramel bars. But Nerds/Lifesavers rule over all else.